"I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

Harold Ramis, American Actor

Funny, People, Years

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

Funny, People, Dogs

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

Ashley Judd, American Actress

Funny, Being, First

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

Ronny Cox, American Actor

Funny, Time, Audiences, Now

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Dying, Public

"I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy."

Dominic Chianese, American Actor

Funny, Character, Old

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."

Craig Bruce, American Radio Host

Funny, Goals, Chance, Protest

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"Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton. I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president."

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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

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"I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie."

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"I've read some scripts, but I don't read as many books as I should."

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"But, I didn't get my first break until I was 17."

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"I guess what I learned the most was to feel lucky with what I have been able to accomplish and what I have and to feel humble about the people I have been able to work with."

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"I wouldn't want to do a whole movie with effects."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

"I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy."

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."

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"Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton. I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president."

"I started acting before that when I was about 13 or 14."

"I play guitar and I love the Beatles and melodic music."

"It used to be you did TV or you did film. Now it's like a media blitz."

"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."

"I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie."

"I've read some scripts, but I don't read as many books as I should."

"But, I didn't get my first break until I was 17."

"I guess what I learned the most was to feel lucky with what I have been able to accomplish and what I have and to feel humble about the people I have been able to work with."

"I wouldn't want to do a whole movie with effects."