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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve."
Time

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Christian

"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
Life

"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."
Society

"Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people."
Time

"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
Literature

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
Fun

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it."
Beauty

"A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever."
Joy

"Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it."
Acceptance
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