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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link of the chain of destiny can be handled at a time."
Destiny
"This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure."
Courage
"Logic, like science, must be the servant and not the master of man."
Philosophy
"A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril."
Society
"An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it."
Humor
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."
Diplomacy
"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place."
Wisdom
"There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true."
Truth
"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out."
Relationship
"Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves."
Life
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