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"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality."
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"I just meant maybe you could set here and drink one of em with me.He squinted at her. You ever notice how women have trouble takin no for a answer? I think itstarts about age three.What about men?They get used to it. They better."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress."
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"Well," he said. "I hope to God I never make forty -- I wouldn't know what to do with myself."
Life
"The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President."
Politics
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
Truth
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
People
"I am a child of the American Century, and I feel a genetic commitment to understanding why it happened, and why I take it so personally."
History
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."
Food
"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."
Man
"A word to the wise is infuriating."
Communication
"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
God
"Finally we came over a rise and I saw the Caribbean...My first feeling was a wild desire to drive a stake in the sand and claim the place for myself. The beach was white as salt, and cut off from the world by a ring of steep hills that faced the sea. We were on the edge of a large bay and the water was that clear, turquoise color that you get with a white sand bottom. I had never seen such a place. I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again."
Nature
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