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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."

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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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Mark Twain, American Author

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Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher

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