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Larry Wall

"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris."

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Donna Grant

"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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Donna Grant

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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Donna Grant

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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Donna Grant

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Donna Grant

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Donna Grant

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

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Donna Grant

"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

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Donna Grant

"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."

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Donna Grant

"Laughter is carbonated holiness."

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Donna Grant

"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."

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Larry Wall
"Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist."

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Larry Wall
"If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious."

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Larry Wall
"Post-Modernism was a reaction against Modernism. It came quite early to music and literature, and a little later to architecture. And I think it's still coming to computer science."

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Larry Wall
"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris."

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Larry Wall
"For me, writing is a love-hate relationship."

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Larry Wall
"One of the very basic ideas of Post-Modernism is rejection of arbitrary power structures. Different people are sensitive to different kinds of power structures."

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Larry Wall
"I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age."

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Larry Wall
"There is no schedule. We are all volunteers, so we get it done when we get it done. Perl 5 still works fine, and we plan to take the right amount of time on Perl 6."

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Larry Wall
"Younger hackers are hard to classify. They're probably just as diverse as the old hackers are. We're all over the map."

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Larry Wall
"I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it."

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