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"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"Real programmers can write assembly code in any language."
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"Post-Modernism was a reaction against Modernism. It came quite early to music and literature, and a little later to architecture. And I think it's still coming to computer science."
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"If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious."
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"I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway."
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"I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they'll do very well with it."
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"The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems."
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"Younger hackers are hard to classify. They're probably just as diverse as the old hackers are. We're all over the map."
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"The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."
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"If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't."
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"Hubris itself will not let you be an artist."
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