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Steve Martin

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

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"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."

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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."

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"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."

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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."

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"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."

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"What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them?"

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