"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

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Laurie Anderson, American Musician

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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."

"The true feeling of sex is that of a deep intimacy, but above all of a deep complicity."

"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

"What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us."

"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."

"Sex is a slotmachine."

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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."

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