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"It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school."

"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
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"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."


"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."


"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."


"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."


"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."
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