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"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."

"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

"When coming to sex: First served, first come."

"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."

"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."

"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."

"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
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