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Ted Rall

"The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron."

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"The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron."

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"The type of contract between players and producers is, I feel, antiquated in form and abstract in concept. We have no privacies which producers cannot invade, they trade us like cattle, boss us like children."

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"I don't mind The Boss. I think he's an honest guy. I have some of his records, not all of them. I've met a couple of the E-Street guys, and they seem really cool."

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"Even the frankest and bravest of subordinates do not talk with their boss the same way they talk with colleagues."

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"The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss."

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"I don't see myself as the boss. I sing and write the songs, and it would feel strange if somebody else wrote the lyrics I sang."

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"Dick Wolf was my first boss after coming out of Sarah Lawrence."

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"It is reassuring for people to feel they have a boss, someone who knows the answers and has charted the course."

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