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"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."
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"I abhor war and view it as the greatest scourge of mankind."

"The next war... may well bury Western civilization forever."

"Hair is also a problem. I remember once, when I was reporting from Beirut at the height of the civil war, someone wrote in to the BBC complaining about my appearance."

"The connection between dress and war is not far to seek; your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers."
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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter."
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