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"I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail."
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"I don't sit well. I like to move around as I talk."
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"I write a good amount. I've been gathering up a backlog of stuff and maybe I'll do something with it someday, but I don't want to talk about it just yet because that would jinx it."
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"You can be a great reporter and not be such a great talk show host."
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"I can't do talk shows, I don't do them, just because I get really nervous and fidgeting and shaky."
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"I'm very grateful to Jennifer Lopez, because I have something to talk about for the last couple of years."
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"I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier."
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"If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."
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"What I read is so distorted that I cannot believe that the person they are talking about is myself."
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"I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox."
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"My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years."
Home

"I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list."
Money

"In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron."
God

"Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."
Sports

"Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play."
Sports

"I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up."
Time

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
Money

"Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player."
Basketball

"Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me."
Sports

"When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course."
Life
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