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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."

"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."

"I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity."

"Whitney and I have fun reading the newspaper sometimes. You'd be amazed at the places they say I've been."
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"People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart."
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