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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way."
Freedom
"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
Destiny
"There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate."
Wisdom
"I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power."
Leadership
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
Love
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep."
Destiny
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone."
Attitude
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Business
"The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended."
Wisdom
"Nothing can make injustice just but mercy."
Justice
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