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"Quick. Name ten dead redheads."
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"Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy."
Environment
"One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do."
Care
"People will always choose more money over more sex."
Money
"Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave."
Life
"The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member."
Needs
"Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine."
God
"You can never become rich unless you like rich people."
People
"You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal."
Creativity
"Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."
Power
"Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal."
Being
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