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"I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset."
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"Through all life changes , God is in control."
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"A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him."
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"We cannot act according to the promptings of our flesh."
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"Stay calm and exercise restrain during your most desperate moment or you shall desperately say what when your desperation is over, you shall come to a later realization of what you shouldn't have say and notice how silence could have been the best option to mere words!"
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"You may not have the power to control whatever happens to you, but you have the power to stop it from affecting your sense of style."
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"It is sad, people what to control others. But they have not learned to know their soul."
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"You can't control anything in this world except your perception and emotion."
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"Now, he realized, he simply had to take what he wanted. He had to control the winds, not the other way around (p. 434)."
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"When parameters are not set for man, there is always an unknown abuse."
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"Joblessness gives you control over the product of your life."
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"He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul."
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"My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone."
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"The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor."
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"I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset."
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"We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes."
Mistake
"What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?"
Media
"These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels."
Old
"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."
Humor
"He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask."
Humor
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