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"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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"Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses."
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"I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day."
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"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
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"I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing."
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"When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
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"I like my coffee light."
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"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
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"It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it."
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"The Monmouth Coffee Shop is the best place in London."
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"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
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