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"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
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"The best way to teach a child is live an exemplary life."
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"Wisdom is stronger than steel. It can break and it can heal."
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"Transcendence and transformation of consciousness will create a new reality for humanity-not our economic success."
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"You ought to follow your inner voice."
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"All men have life, but only few men know its value."
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"True education creates a new reality for humanity."
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"Words spoken today that are not needed now must be kept till they will be needed."
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"Knowledge is borrowed wisdom is unique."
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"The answers to all questions of human society are in the lessons of human history, which are revealed in the Bible."
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"Wisdom is creating your own opinion. Everyone else is following someone else's opinion."
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"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."
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"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
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"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
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"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
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"I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you."
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"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
Government

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
Chance

"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
Computer

"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
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"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."
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