"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

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"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

"Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure."

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