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Lou Holtz

"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."

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Donna Grant

"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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Donna Grant

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

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Donna Grant

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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Donna Grant

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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Donna Grant

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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Donna Grant

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

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Donna Grant

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Donna Grant

"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."

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Donna Grant

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

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Donna Grant

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

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Lou Holtz
"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."

Creativity

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Lou Holtz
"Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated."

Ethics

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Lou Holtz
"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."

Job

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Lou Holtz
"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."

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Lou Holtz
"I think everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it."

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Lou Holtz
"It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test."

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Lou Holtz
"If you try to fight the course, it will beat you."

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Lou Holtz
"Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by."

Life

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Lou Holtz
"I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions."

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Lou Holtz
"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."

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