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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions."
Question
"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
Life
"I think everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it."
Experience
"If you try to fight the course, it will beat you."
Fight
"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."
Job
"In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention."
Success
"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."
God
"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."
Motivational
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it."
Man
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
Humor
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