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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
Creativity

"Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated."
Ethics

"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."
Job

"I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary."
God

"I think everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it."
Experience

"It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test."
Ability

"If you try to fight the course, it will beat you."
Fight

"Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by."
Life

"I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions."
Question

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
Life
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