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"If you think that your hardest problem is what color shoes to wear.You should get out more!"
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"PLEASE and THANK YOU...two polite phrases which are slowly disappearing from our vocabulary."
Society
"Buddha lets me see the world in color so that I can appreciate its color.Just as God too lets you see the color of beauty in the world.And so too with Allah because he lets you see the beauty in everything.....I cannot begin to understand all religions, but I know one thing.Color brings love into our world regardless of who we are; what we preach or what we believe in.And to me, that is the only truth that I know."
Spiritual
"People who are two faced, usually forget which mask they are wearing at some point in their life."
Psychology
"I see the truth in people because they can see the truth in me."
Truth
"Don't take anything for granted because chances are it won't be here tomorrow or for that matter, neither may you.Live for the moment and celebrate what life has given you and what you can give it in return."
Life
"War sells!"
War
"Just the thought of you fills my heart with love."
Love
"Sometimes when you live for the moment, that's all you've got.So don't waste it!"
Life
"Don't waste our children's future on man's past."
Future
"If you take each step, as if it was your last. You would appreciate the world in all its glory and bask in the glory of god for in his wisdom he created us and the universe all around us."
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