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"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."

"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."

"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."

"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
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