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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."

"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."

"In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers."

"Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep."
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"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."

"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."

"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
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