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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."

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Carl Sagan, American Scientist

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"It is strange how one feels drawn forward without knowing at first where one is going."

Gustav Mahler, Austrian Composer

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"The first band I was in, I think was called The Strangers. I got the sack because I was too small!"

Noel Redding, English Musician

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"There is no formula to it. Writing every song is a little journey. The first note has to lift you."

Enya, Irish Musician

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"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

Lenny Bruce, American Comedian

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"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"When I first heard that song, it was a ballad but it had a lot more. It felt like a gospel song when I first heard it and it just moved me."

Deborah Cox, Canadian Musician

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Frank Lloyd Wright, American Architect

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"First you find a little thread, a little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope. And from the rope you hang by the neck."

A. I. Bezzerides, American Screenwriter

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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

"It is strange how one feels drawn forward without knowing at first where one is going."

"The first band I was in, I think was called The Strangers. I got the sack because I was too small!"

"There is no formula to it. Writing every song is a little journey. The first note has to lift you."

"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

"When I first heard that song, it was a ballad but it had a lot more. It felt like a gospel song when I first heard it and it just moved me."

""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."

"First you find a little thread, a little thread leads you to a string, and the string leads you to a rope. And from the rope you hang by the neck."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."