"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."

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"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

First, Illusion

"In the first place, Descartes stands for the most explicit and uncompromising dualism between mind and matter."

James Mark Baldwin, American Philosopher

First, Mind, James M. Baldwin

"I remember my first show was a live TV show in Ireland, and I was just petrified. It was horrific."

Caroline Corr, Irish Musician

First, Ireland

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

Carl Sagan, American Scientist

First, Universe

"I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet."

Bob Dylan, American Musician

First,

"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."

Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

First, Living

"Whenever I felt happy about having discovered something, the first encounter, not only with the public, with other musicians, with specialists, etc, was that they rejected it."

Karlheinz Stockhausen, German Composer

First, Musicians, Public

""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."

Frank Lloyd Wright, American Architect

First, Meaning, Old, Principles

"The First Amendment is not without limits."

Jerry Falwell, American Clergyman

First, Limits

"I am like the Jack Nicholson of the Kings - every single game. If there was a game tonight I wouldn't be here. I used to play hockey. That was my original thing. My first thing, I wanted to play professional hockey."

Rob Zombie, American Musician

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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

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"You have a nice personality, but not for a human being."

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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

Worth

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

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"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

"In the first place, Descartes stands for the most explicit and uncompromising dualism between mind and matter."

"I remember my first show was a live TV show in Ireland, and I was just petrified. It was horrific."

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

"I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet."

"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."

"Whenever I felt happy about having discovered something, the first encounter, not only with the public, with other musicians, with specialists, etc, was that they rejected it."

""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."

"The First Amendment is not without limits."

"I am like the Jack Nicholson of the Kings - every single game. If there was a game tonight I wouldn't be here. I used to play hockey. That was my original thing. My first thing, I wanted to play professional hockey."

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"You have a nice personality, but not for a human being."

"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."