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"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
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"In the first place, Descartes stands for the most explicit and uncompromising dualism between mind and matter."

"Australian SF book publishing has undergone a boom recently, and sometimes it's easier for new writers to sell a book to a local publisher first, which then makes a US edition more likely."

"I learned to speak first, and then to sign. I have never really known what it was like to hear, so I can't compare hearing aids to normal hearing."

"It was my band. I organized the band and Dizzy was in the band. Dizzy was the first musical director with the band. Charlie Parker was in the band. But, no, no, that was my band."

"You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name."

"I think we were the first picture to cut on Final Cut Pro. So we were the guinea pigs, because we got a deal on the system. But with that comes all sorts of technological problems I couldn't begin to describe."

"They wanted Guy Middleton instead of Kenneth More, and even Kay Kendall wasn't their first choice!"

"The composition of a single melody is born out of a bit of text, perhaps the first line, but it can also be the entire strophe; it can even be the poem's overall form."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."


"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."


"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."


"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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