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"If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell."
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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper."
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"Stop sleeping, Get to work! You will have much time to sleep when you die."
Discipline
"Distance gives a clearer view. You can't see the facade of a building while staying inside."
Wisdom
"The number of your antagonists are far more greater than that of your companions, so you have to keep a stone of awareness to mark the boundary line."
Awareness
"If a palmist grasp my palm, and look into it, without seeing a single line, what would he read?"
Mystery
"God will not punish you when you speak your mind, because he speaks through you if he truly lives in you."
Freedom
"Bad people often end up as heroes."
Philosophy
"If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve."
Motivation
"Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog's lifestyle."
Life
"You can lead and motivate people without a certificate or title, what you need to do is to tell people a compelling secret that was only known to you."
Leadership
"You may be a person I admire, but you can't be a person that everyone admires. You are not everyone's favourite, but you are someone's favourite whether you like them or not."
Identity
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