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Quotes by Philosopher

"Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion."

"The sun consumes even itself to give light to a dark world, do likewise."

"When you admire the light, remember to give the darkness its due as well, because without it, the beauty of the light will disappear!"

"A wise man is closer to God than a fool will ever be to himself."

"Wherever you see an empty life, or an empty page or an empty mind, add something good to it!"

"There are many you's within you, but all of them are still you! You are nothing but different you's!"

"If my path is right, let it be your path; if your path is right, let it be my path!"

"Whenever we hear laughter, we sense the magic and the beauty of being existed!"

"You can paint the whole sky black, but that won't keep stars from shinning."

"Don't ever be a stupid shadow who follows perfectly his leader no matter what foolishness his leader does!"

"Chomie' is South African homosexual men's unofficial name."

"If the entire world sought to make itself worthy of happiness rather than make itself happy, then the entire world would be happy."

"People of deserts cannot know the importance of forests; to know this, one must first have sweet memories spent in the forests!"

"If love is blind, then maybe a blind person that loves has a greater understanding of it."

"When life is sweet, be thankful, and rejoice; but when bitter, be strong, and persevere."

"Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are."

"A cat may have nine lives, but a wise person has a hundred."

"No tree becomes large without smaller trees hoping its branches get cut off."

"When failure knocks on your door, ignore it. When defeat bangs on your door, lock it. When success knocks on your door, answer it. When greatness knocks on your door, seize it."

"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

"One should hold fast one's heart; for when one letteth it go, how quickly doth one's head run away!"

"One who protects himself from negative thoughts protects himself from negative outcomes."

"For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth."

"We have better relationships with those who truly seek us rather than those sitting on the couch watching us move mountains trying to prove ourselves."

"Stars shine on us, but talent shines in us."

"Success is the shyest creature, blushes when you court it, jilts you when you propose to it, reneges later and perhaps blushes again."

"Learning is intelligence. Knowing is understanding. Practicing is wisdom. Teaching is virtue."

"Ignore those who resent you. Avoid those who begrudge you. Excuse those who envy you. Pity those who hate you."

"Water is the most perfect traveller because when it travels it becomes the path itself!"

"I think that I am too warm to negatively judge individuals, yet I am cold enough to negatively judge humanity."

"A clever quote opens new paths in the minds of the clever!"

"The best comedy on earth shows up when an immoral person talks about the morals!"

"The slightest act of love holds greater spiritual power than a thousand rituals."

"Suspense consumes your opponents, whereas mystery intrigues your followers."

"The ear never forgets what the soul says."

"Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls."

"When bored, find a little cat and watch it; when very bored, find two little cats and watch them!"

"Treat people like people. Beware of pity and patronization because in them, you can't see when you're unashamedly looking down on someone."

"The ocean is never afraid of wind rising against it, it creates beautiful waves instead."

"Peace is an innocent child hated by some deviant and those who hate him will find no peace ever in their lives!"

"Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' - until they fall for a man that likes them back, but isn't willing to leave his lover for them."

"A sharp stick is better than a blunt sword."

"It is foolish for the moon to compete with the sun for the spotlight."

"It is a great privilege to travel alone on the right path knowing at heart that one day millions too will travel on that same road!"

"Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold."

"Let our road be long, let it be very long, let it be very very long and in fact let our road be infinite! Travel means flow, flow means life!"

"What you do when nobody is there is your true you!"

"Here is a wonderful habit: From time to time stop; move not; speak not; just watch the nature, because this is the best way to realise explicitly the miracles surrounding us!"

"Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper."
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