"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Money, Relationship, Forgiveness, Wealth

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"If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college."

John Gardner, American Novelist

Money, Choices, College, Freedom

"Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children."

Thomas Jordan Jarvis, American Politician

Money, Women, Children, Liquor

"Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Money, Destiny

"You can have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power."

Helen Gurley Brown, American Editor

Money, Power

"Money is the kind of instrument which is very speedily produced."

Anatoly Chubais, Russian Politician

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"As many of the riders before me had been held up and robbed of their packages, mail and money that they carried, for that was the only means of getting mail and money between these points."

Calamity Jane, American Soldier

Money, Mail

"The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit."

Robert Grosseteste, English Statesman

Money, Cows, Day, Sheep

"When you have a country that can boast that more than 95 percent of its eligible workforce is employed and pumping money back into economy, that's exceptionally good news, especially as we prepare to observe Labor Day."

J. D. Hayworth, American Politician

Money, Country, Day, Economy

"A lot of the money in the stock market is really our national retirement plan, for better or worse."

Ron Chernow, American Author

Money, Retirement

"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer's yard."

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"Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours."

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"When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time."

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"A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee's dream on hold."

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"The most upsetting thing about Society's attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman."

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"You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe, you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do."

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"If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college."

"Yes, it is worse than thrown away, because every fair minded man must admit that the expenditure of this sum of money in the county for intoxicating liquor creates lawlessness, makes criminals, wrecks homes and brings trouble to innocent women and children."

"Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets."

"You can have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power."

"Money is the kind of instrument which is very speedily produced."

"As many of the riders before me had been held up and robbed of their packages, mail and money that they carried, for that was the only means of getting mail and money between these points."

"The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit."

"When you have a country that can boast that more than 95 percent of its eligible workforce is employed and pumping money back into economy, that's exceptionally good news, especially as we prepare to observe Labor Day."

"A lot of the money in the stock market is really our national retirement plan, for better or worse."

"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."

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"A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man."

"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work."

"Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption - without the paperwork."

"In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer's yard."

"Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours."

"When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time."

"A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee's dream on hold."

"The most upsetting thing about Society's attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman."

"You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe, you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do."