"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

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