"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Money, Relationship, Forgiveness, Wealth

5

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

Exlpore more Money quotes

"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

Money, People, Children, Clothes

"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Money, Truth, Life, Power, Regret

"It is not important how much money you gave away. It is important what good it will do on the way."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Money, Good, Way

"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

Money, Truth, Religion, Wisdom, Power

"Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

Money, Trust

"I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave."

Joseph Campbell, American Author

Money, Job, Order

"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

Money, Enemy, Order, Want

"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

Money, Trust

"See money " currency - as the flow of energy and giving that cycles between you, others and me. Now let it flow kindly, fairly and mindfully."

Rasheed Ogunlaru, British Motivational Speaker

Money, Flow, Energy, Cycle

"Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world."

Rasheed Ogunlaru, British Motivational Speaker

Money, Morality, Materialism, Truth

Explore more quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today."

Mortality

"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."

Time

"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."

Religion

"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."

Work

"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."

Relationship

"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."

Religion

"Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays."

Philosophy

"A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents."

Writing

"The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten."

Social

"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

Humor