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Quotes by Humorist
"Faith is building on what you know is here, so you can reach what you know is there."
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"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."
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"One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."
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"When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer."
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"Saying what we think gives a wider range of conversation than saying what we know."
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"A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure."
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"The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements.""
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"People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done."
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"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can."
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"There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists."
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"What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions."
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"A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit."
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"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
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"From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word stammer. I can't say it myself."
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"We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic."
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"One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."
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"Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear."
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"In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are."
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