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Quotes by Humorist
"One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment."
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"One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."
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"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
Love,
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"What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions."
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"Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."
30
"The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive."
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"I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything."
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"When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer."
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"Faith is building on what you know is here, so you can reach what you know is there."
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"Saying what we think gives a wider range of conversation than saying what we know."
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"The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases."
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"People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done."
27
"From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word stammer. I can't say it myself."
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"One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."
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"In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are."
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"The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements.""
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"We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic."
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"There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists."
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"Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear."
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