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"I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead."
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"I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead."
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"The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said."
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"I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words."
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"My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast."
Philosophy
"Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will."
Love
"It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll."
Fans
"I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better."
Experience
"When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever."
Hope
"I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead."
Profanity
"I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability."
Ability
"You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games."
Games
"I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more."
Life
"It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!"
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