"Every new day begins with possibilities. It's up to us to fill it with the things that move us toward progress and peace."

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret."

"No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!"

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"There is no humanity or charity in destroying self-reliance, dignity, and self-respect."

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."