"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."

"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"

"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."

"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."

"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."

"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."

"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"