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"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
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"Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers."
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"Here in Canada, in the Western world, we are inside the walls. Outside the walls are the barbarians."
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"From that moment on, there will be an irreversible process to separate Quebec from Canada."
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"Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes."
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"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
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"I think it's a little early to tell what the economic impact will be. This year our cattle prices have been particularly high. The demand for beef has remained strong in this country, even though there was the single find in Canada earlier this year."
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"The Canadians have managed to live peacefully with their Indians. It is disgrace that the United States has not done the same."
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"Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged."
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"Scotland is the Canada of England!"
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"South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated."
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"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."
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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
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"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
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"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."
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"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."
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"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
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