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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"What is now proved was once only imagined."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now."
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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."
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"It is correct that I overlooked the contamination of the party, not just now but also in the past."
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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."
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"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."
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"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
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"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
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"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."
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"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."
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