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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."
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"For years I wanted to be older, and now I am."
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"The month of January, we were number one. Now, this is something we're proud of, because we recognize we're up against a formidable operation there at CNN."
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"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted."
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"Damn the sword! When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one. Now she sends me a toy! I require bread!"
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"Now all my teachers are dead except silence."
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"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."
Love
"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
Love
"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
People
"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."
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"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
Canada
"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."
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