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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"Most everyone now personally knows someone who is openly homosexual."
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"I am now seventy, rather glad, really, that I won't live to see the horrors to come in the 21st century."
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"Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the wherewithal to be either inspired by it or seriously critical of it."
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"One hundred and ten years from now no one who is here now will be alive."
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"There's a part of me that wishes I'd never said one single solitary word on any subject publicly. Then I could have been the tortured poet, and there's so much mileage in that. But it's too late to stop now."
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"We knew then what we know now; only exemplary blacks are acceptable."
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"For instance, it's a little better now than it was two or three years ago, but something like 70% of the poems I receive seem to be written in the present indicative."
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"I take responsibility for myself and what I do now."
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"I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all."
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"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
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"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."
Love
"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
Canada
"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
Love
"Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway."
Play
"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
People
"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."
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