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"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."
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"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."
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"My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down."
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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."
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"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."
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"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."
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"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
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"Every writer I know has trouble writing."
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"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."
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"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
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"I have always had trouble recognizing myself in the features of the intellectual playing his political role according to the screenplay that you are familiar with and whose heritage deserves to be questioned."
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"I've made my peace with myself."
Peace
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care."
Care
"I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind."
Eye
"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."
Hair
"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."
Trouble
"It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much."
Europe
"When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was."
People
"I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars."
Nothing
"My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother."
Mother
"I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business."
Business
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