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"I don't really lift weights. It's kind of a vanity thing that I don't get into."
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"The greatest crime in human history was not the creation of the armaments of warfare and destruction of life, but the invention of hand mirror, which enticed humankind to peer at their surface appearance instead of seeking spiritual salvation. Prior to the invention of the mirror, people saw themselves through other people's eyes or by looking deep within themselves."

"Our vanity is hardest to wound precisely when our pride has just been wounded."

"They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting."

"Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot's character; vanity of person and of situation. He had been remarkably handsome in his youth; and, at fifty-four, was still a very fine man. Few women could think more of their personal appearance than he did; nor could the valet of any new-made lord be more delighted with the place he held in society. He considered the blessing of beauty as inferior only to the blessing of a baronetcy; and the Sir Walter Elliot, who united these gifts, was the constant object of his warmest respect and devotion."

"Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen."
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"I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV."

"It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I look at him!"

"I think it was when I realised I could talk anybody into doing just about anything I wanted them to."

"I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."
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