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"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
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"Swans sing before they die - 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing."
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"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Eating
"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
Swans
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
Success
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Money
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
Business
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
Democracy
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Marriage
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Woman
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing
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