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Todd Barry

"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."

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Donna Grant

"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."

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Donna Grant

"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."

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Donna Grant

"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."

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Donna Grant

"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

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Donna Grant

"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."

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Donna Grant

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."

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Donna Grant

"I certainly do get at the end of my rope at times. We all do."

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Donna Grant

"I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband."

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Donna Grant

"You can pour holy oil and holy water on a thug until you have emptied buckets of both; but at the end he will be a consecrated thug, but a thug all the same unless interior intentions and a disciplined man are present."

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Donna Grant

"In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get."

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Todd Barry
"I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film."

Film

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Todd Barry
"I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage."

Driving

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Todd Barry
"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."

Friendship

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Todd Barry
"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."

Love

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Todd Barry
"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

People

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Todd Barry
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."

Writing

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Todd Barry
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."

Thought

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Todd Barry
"And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy."

Goal

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Todd Barry
"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."

Culture

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Todd Barry
"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."

Comedy

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