"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."

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"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."

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"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."

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"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."

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"If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward."

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