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"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"I certainly do get at the end of my rope at times. We all do."
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"I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband."
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"You can pour holy oil and holy water on a thug until you have emptied buckets of both; but at the end he will be a consecrated thug, but a thug all the same unless interior intentions and a disciplined man are present."
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"In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get."
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"I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film."
Film
"I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage."
Driving
"I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it."
Friendship
"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
Love
"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."
People
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
Writing
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
Thought
"And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy."
Goal
"I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate."
Culture
"Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons."
Comedy
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