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"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got."
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"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."
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"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."
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"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins."
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"Big girls need big diamonds."
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"If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession."
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"It's definitely time to stop. We're getting too old. We both realised that the show wasn't as engaging as it used to be. We were starting to look a bit ridiculous."
Time
"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."
Girls
"There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag."
People
"I've always had a kind of visual eye, and it was a pleasant exercise for that."
Exercise
"We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny."
Funny
"Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away from our professional lives."
Life
"People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh."
People
"Most modern comedy is crap."
Comedy
"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."
Comedians
"A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image."
People
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