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"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."
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"You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff."

"I think when you're a bigger star you get many good scripts sent to you, and you have to choose which one you're going to gravitate toward, but I just try to gravitate toward the best-written one that's been thrown my way after a lot of girls have passed on it."

"If someone puts up $100 million on a movie, they're gonna be concerned about whether they'll get it back. So they're not gonna make a movie about three girls, you know?"

"There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool."

"Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy."

"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."

"Girls can wear jeans, cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, 'cause it's okay to be a boy, but for a boy to look like a girl is degrading."
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