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"Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking."
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you."
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