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"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."
"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
God,
"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"
"Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances."
Explore more quotes by Bill Cosby
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.""
"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
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