"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

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"On the first day of a college you will worry about how will you do inside the college? and at the last day of a college you will wonder what will you do outside the college?"

"You see what happens in college and high school games today - a three-point shot or a dunk. I think that's the reason that you see a lot of that in the pros today."

"And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine."

"Coming out of college with a degree in fine arts and painting isn't worth much any more."

"I tried college for three months but I was desperately unhappy. I just wanted to perform. I was getting straight As but I had no friends and cried every day."

"Going to college helped me, because I had four years in the conservatory program, which is close as you can get to a professional environment. It's like all day."

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