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"He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better."
Love
"He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger."
Humor
"Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.''Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.'Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting."
Fantasy
"Talking about one's feelings defeats the purpose of having those feelings. Once you try to put the human experience into words, it becomes little more than a spectator sport. Everything must have a cause, and a name. Every random thought must have a root in something else."
Psychology
"If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine."
Philosophy
"She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties."
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"Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed."
Joy
"But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake."
Lifestyle
"I love you all, even those I don't particularly like. That's you, Beryl."
Love
"Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it."
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