"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."

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"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."

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"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Home, Regret, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"

Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

Home, Truth, Wisdom, Inspirational, Power

"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Home, Family, Truth, Wisdom, Power

"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Home, Happiness, Truth, Life

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Home, Sex, Man, Want

"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."

Stephen King, American Author

Home, Truth, Belonging, Acceptance

"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."

Vladimir Nabokov, American Novelist

Home, Past, Present

"Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

Home, Death, Night, Will

"I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength; our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

Home, Purpose, Strength, Ability

"Home is- Where the heart wants to dwell, Where the mind wants to dance, Where the air is always pleasant, And where love is always abundant."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Home, Love, Heart, Mind

Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."

President,

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

People, First, Pride, Relationships

"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."

People, Being

"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."

Job, Wrong

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

Baby, Babies

"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

Goal, May

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

Family, Wife, Effort, Feeling

"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."

Old, Years

"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

Father, Dad

"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."

Thought,