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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married."
"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."
"It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear."
"The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead."
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"I've managed to keep a clear head and remain sane in this business because I remain a kid off-camera."
"I get a friend to travel with me... I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It's hard to be alone."
"I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd do little unexpected performances."
"When a role for a young guy is being offered to me, I think of River Phoenix. It feels like a loss."
"Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other - they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other."
"I didn't know what types of movies I wanted to do. I want to do things that are different. I want to take my time with each role."
"The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out."
"School, I never truly got the knack of. I could never focus on things I didn't want to learn."
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