"I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?"

Humor, Adulthood, Children, Wonder

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"I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?"

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