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"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash."
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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."
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"The show is different every night, because I never write a setlist."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights."
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"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."
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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night."
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"I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first."
Experience
"In actual life I am a grumpy old bag."
Life
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
Comedy
"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."
Lesbian
"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
Night
"We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight."
Ideas
"I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter."
Sister
"It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon."
Family
"I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine."
People
"I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it."
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