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"Before I shall have become a man again I shall probably exist as a park, a sort of natural park in which people come to rest, to while away the time. What they say or do will be of little matter, for they will bring only their fatigue, their boredom, their hopelessness."

"Nice passion is reading."

"I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming."

"Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learned."

"I am moreover inclined to be concise when I reflect on the constant occupation of the citizens in public and private affairs, so that in their few leisure moments they may read and understand as much as possible."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."

"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid."
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