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Dave Barry

"Reading... a vacation for the mind...."

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"Reading is of course dry work, and further refreshment was called for and consumed."

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"A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away."

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"As no man is born an artist, so no man is born an angler."

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"Before I shall have become a man again I shall probably exist as a park, a sort of natural park in which people come to rest, to while away the time. What they say or do will be of little matter, for they will bring only their fatigue, their boredom, their hopelessness."

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"Reading - like masturbation - is something you do alone and very little in life brings more pleasure."

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"I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming."

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"Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learned."

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"I am moreover inclined to be concise when I reflect on the constant occupation of the citizens in public and private affairs, so that in their few leisure moments they may read and understand as much as possible."

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"It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self."

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