"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

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"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

First, Man, Months

"Like all bands, the first two albums are always the ones most written about, and the most covered. When a band gets to their third of fourth album, the story of the band has already been told."

Kelly Jones, Welsh Musician

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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

Carl Sagan, American Scientist

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"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."

Albert Brooks, American Actor

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"First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos."

Nina Blackwood, American Celebrity

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"It's not all that different with the orchestra. There are orchestras that seem to be encased in dough, so that first you have to break through the normal routine, and clear out the openings."

Dietrich Fischer Dieskau, German Musician

First, Orchestras, Routine

"Well, I think that it is complicated in that the first four albums were all with Universal so they have the rights to that and therefore it is a lot easier for them to do that period."

Geoff Downes, English Musician

First, Rights

"The composition of a single melody is born out of a bit of text, perhaps the first line, but it can also be the entire strophe; it can even be the poem's overall form."

Dietrich Fischer Dieskau, German Musician

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"Talking about the all night concerts, I did some of the first all night concerts back in the 60's with this little harmonium, and I also had saxophone taped delays."

Terry Riley, American Composer

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"I first wanted to be an actress after seeing a play - not a movie."

Kim Cattrall, English Actress

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

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"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

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"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

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"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

"Like all bands, the first two albums are always the ones most written about, and the most covered. When a band gets to their third of fourth album, the story of the band has already been told."

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."

"First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos."

"It's not all that different with the orchestra. There are orchestras that seem to be encased in dough, so that first you have to break through the normal routine, and clear out the openings."

"Well, I think that it is complicated in that the first four albums were all with Universal so they have the rights to that and therefore it is a lot easier for them to do that period."

"The composition of a single melody is born out of a bit of text, perhaps the first line, but it can also be the entire strophe; it can even be the poem's overall form."

"Talking about the all night concerts, I did some of the first all night concerts back in the 60's with this little harmonium, and I also had saxophone taped delays."

"I first wanted to be an actress after seeing a play - not a movie."

Explore more quotes by Lenny Bruce

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

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"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."

"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."

"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."