"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all."

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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."

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"I am blessed to have Mom and Dad."

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"My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy."

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Mohith Agadi, Indian Poet

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"The Rat Pack was the piece that really kicked me out of that little funk that I was in and then Ted called me up and asked me if I wanted to be the dad in Blow."

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"But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met."

Norman Lear, American Producer

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