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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
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"One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."
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"I made a lot of mistakes, one of them was to promise. I must stop promise, the promise is like something which you in everytime in any case you must do what you said you will do! - That's why I hate it!"
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"It is almost always a fault of one who loves not to realize when he ceases to be loved."
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"The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man."
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"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
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"Most of our faults are more pardonable than the means we use to conceal them."
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"The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires."
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"Sasha gets a raw deal from the press. She makes one mistake in her program and people rip her for not pulling it off when it counts. But she never falls apart. She never just completely folds and misses everything. Usually it's just one mistake."
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"Though the bribe be small, yet the fault is great."
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"You look like gold. I've been fooled before, but now I know I've made the mistake in the past. But now I, now I know the difference from gold and brass."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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