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"GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Live your life without ever having to ask, 'What if?"
Motivation
"I feel the reason we are all here, our purpose of being, is to help others find their little piece of happiness and heaven right here on earth."
Philosophy
"True beauty is a warm heart, a kind soul, and an attentive ear."
Morality
"Hard times define one's character."
Life
"The longer you remain distant, the deeper, wider, and darker the chasm becomes making it all the more difficult to bridge."
Relationship
"Gifts are temporary and often forgotten, love is forever and always remembered."
Love
"The greatest joy in traveling is seeing where you end up."
Adventure
"The Time (T) and Energy (E) we invest in others, people will take it and carry it with them."
Productivity
"Have the courage to take off your mask and be humbled."
Courage
"Believe it and you can be it!"
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