"Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland?"

Absurdity, Humor, Chaos, Authority, Rebellion

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"Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You've already managed to piss off the Queen. What's next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland?"

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"Flowers are evil, because they live just to die for the love of other people. You don't believe me? Try it for yourself and see if you'll be good afterwards. Undeath is a way of life, for some things. That doesn't make it good or anything. Especially anything. Nothing makes anything anything. Because nothing is a serious matter, and anything just is."

Will Advise, Bulgarian Author

Absurdity, Philosophy, Irony, Death

"This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values...."

Laurie Halse Anderson, American Author

Absurdity, Humor, Satire, Performance

"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!"

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Absurdity, Humor, Truth, Power, Today

"He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances."

Diana Gabaldon, American Author

Absurdity, Death, Irony, Body, Consciousness

"It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid."

Tahir Shah, British Author

Absurdity, Irony, Humor, Chaos

"Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Our system is the height of absurdity, since we treat the culprit both as a child, so as to have the right to punish him, and as an adult, in order to deny him consolation."

Claude Levi-Strauss, French Scientist

Absurdity, Order, Right

"Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal."

Kenneth Eade, American Author

Absurdity, Irony, Justice, Identity, Humor

"If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him."

Alan Moore, British Writer

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"Personal growth was damn hard work. It also took a lot of time, so it was going to have to take a backseat for a while.Because right now, he had a battle to fight and Vampyre ass to kick."

Determination

"He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. 'So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me? No, she did not just say that. Did she?"

Inaction

"Dragos reached for his coffee cup. 'You are always going to be one of my highest priorities."

Priority

"I didn't know I was looking for you, but I was, he whispered."

Romance

"London was littered with social clubs and houses of chance, but Malfeasance was not just any gaming hell. It was located in the most notorious part of London and, Graydon had heard, was run by a pariah Djinn named Malphas."

Resilience

"With her face tilted up to his, the subtle edge of moonlight touched along the edge of one high cheekbone, the tilted edge of one eye, and those beautiful, enticing lips. Obeying an impulse he couldn't put into words, he lowered his head and covered her mouth with his."

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"This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values...."

"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."

"Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!"

"He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances."

"It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid."

"Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy."

"Our system is the height of absurdity, since we treat the culprit both as a child, so as to have the right to punish him, and as an adult, in order to deny him consolation."

"Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal."

"If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him."

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"Personal growth was damn hard work. It also took a lot of time, so it was going to have to take a backseat for a while.Because right now, he had a battle to fight and Vampyre ass to kick."

"Try not to be too stupid, will you?'That sounded like some great advice."

"Well, dude, said Khalil, 'sometimes you just have to get over shit."

"He was a contented dragon, not a tame one."

"Hope and carbohydrates were a powerful combination."

"He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. 'So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me? No, she did not just say that. Did she?"

"Dragos reached for his coffee cup. 'You are always going to be one of my highest priorities."

"I didn't know I was looking for you, but I was, he whispered."

"London was littered with social clubs and houses of chance, but Malfeasance was not just any gaming hell. It was located in the most notorious part of London and, Graydon had heard, was run by a pariah Djinn named Malphas."

"With her face tilted up to his, the subtle edge of moonlight touched along the edge of one high cheekbone, the tilted edge of one eye, and those beautiful, enticing lips. Obeying an impulse he couldn't put into words, he lowered his head and covered her mouth with his."