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"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
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"Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on."
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"Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me."
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"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."
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"Think before you act and act on what you believe."
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
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"I've always wanted to act and I can't think of anything else I'd want to do, honestly."
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"I will act as if what I do makes a difference."
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"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling."
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"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."
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"You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one."
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"The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers."
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"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
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"I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing."
Love

"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
Act

"After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked."
First

"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."
Gay

"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
Woman

"I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on "Friends" or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show."
Cause

"The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh."
Goal

"I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album."
Music
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