"I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab."

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"In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's a spy and he's a little bit theatrical and overblown and smug and he's not very good at his job."

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"Better to just be real. Show up and do your job and be a nice person."

"Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player."

"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."

"Getting to play superheros is a pretty good job."

"The presidency is not an entry-level electoral job."

"Rewriting is a large part of the whole job. And get rid of stuff that's not working. Just pare it down until it's a beautiful thing you can hand in, probably late, to your editor."

"Secretary Rumsfeld used to represent parts of our district in the 1960s. I think that he and his team have done a masterful job in defeating Iraqi forces quickly and decisively."

"I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots."

"In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's a spy and he's a little bit theatrical and overblown and smug and he's not very good at his job."

"Seeing what happens when you rip yourself open is what your job is all about."

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"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

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