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"At last, someone came to tell me I'd been selected as commissioner, which gave rise to the line that I took the job with clean hands. I was then taken downstairs to a press conference, and the reporters were as surprised as I was."
"I tell ya, I could have got some more jobs if I'd tried, but I went to Sweden instead."
"You sign for a sequel for everything these days, just in case, options. In the past, you avoided them like the plague because it meant somewhere down the road you couldn't take a job because you had to do a sequel. Now it's a feature of pretty much any feature you do."
"The U.N. is capable of endless process and mindless psychobabble, but as far as getting the job done on the ground, I just don't see them doing it."
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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."
"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."
"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
"In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year."
"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
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