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"I don't very often think I've done a good job. I don't like the majority of what I do. I shouldn't say I don't like it, but I'm not satisfied with almost everything that I do."
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"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
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"Better to just be real. Show up and do your job and be a nice person."
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"Everybody's got a job to do, and I do mine as best I can."
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"Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player."
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"And also, it's sort of my job to make you believe things about him that aren't true about me."
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"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
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"My job, I think, is the hardest job out of all the judges because I am the only one that is a performer."
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"It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and you can't get seaman's papers unless you have a job on a ship. There had to be a way to break through the circle, and he was the one who arranged it for me."
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"I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really."
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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds
"And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me."
Writing
"Drugs scared me."
Drugs
"Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish."
Fact
"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."
Funny
"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."
Life
"Women love a self-confident bald man."
Love
"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home
"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."
People
"At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me."
Thought
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