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"One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it's hard to keep track of them."
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"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."
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"The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon."
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"I'm a guy who never wanted to hold a steady job, because I was worried about the monotony."
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"It's the job that's never started takes longest to finish."
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"For solving a surprisingly large and varied number of problems, crowds are smarter than individuals."
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"If kids come to educators and teachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important."
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"I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job."
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"Masochism is a valuable job skill."
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"I know what my job is: I write the songs, I sing them, I play them on the piano."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
Money

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"
People

"I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out."
Future

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
Reading

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home

"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
Energy

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Comedy

"I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab."
Job

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."
Life
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